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stevejankowski11 asked: Vancouver just got eliminated from the playoffs tonight. How are you celebrating?

We’re all getting drunk off their tears.

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andypettitte asked: How do you feel about John Scott getting traded?

What do you mean? It’s not like I cried a single manly tear or anything.

Shut up.

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Anonymous asked: Bolly, why didn't you go to the auto show with the other guys?

Because I’m Dave Bolland and I do what I want.

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Anonymous asked: So why did you reblog a gif of Ondrej Pavelec? IS HE YOUR SECRET BFF??

If by BFF you mean Brain For Fertilization, then yes.

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Please donate or spread the word about Sashi!

merlinconfessions:

As far as I know, many fandoms - Supernatural, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who, NCIS, etc, have fundraised more than $7K and we’ve managed to call out and get the help of Kim Rhodes’ surgeon to work out money issues for Sashi. So please donate or signal boost this post.

You can find out more information at this Tumblr and information about donating here

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stevejankowski11 asked: Have you filed a request with facilities management at United Center to have the showers pump the tears of your enemies through the shower heads?

Actually, a few of the guys had planned on doing something like that, but then realized that “a mysterious man” was running around at night slashing said tires, so they figured it was a wasted effort.

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"I’m going to have to find some new guys to bother around the league."

— Dave Bolland on NHL realignment. From here. (via honeymull)

(Source: honeysunk)

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"The rougher it is, the more he likes it."

— an announcer about Dave Bolland (via waywardmusings)

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Happy Thanksgiving, American followers!

Happy Thanksgiving, American followers!